Compiled by: Rabeeah Patail & Christine Alton
Pajama Party in Teacher’s office
A woman was found attempting to enter campus from Winnetka Avenue Sept. 19 when she told theriff’s officers that an instructor had let her stay overnight in his office while her house was being fumigated.
Not only did she have the key to the office, but when the office was examined, a woman’s night gown on the bookcase, blankets folded on a chair and a sheet on another chair were found. She was advised to leave.
According to the Sheriff’s Department, someone was sleeping in the office.
The next day, the woman was found again in the same room with the TV on. She was once again told to leave. No arrest was made.
The Informed Argument of Stealing
A student was caught stealing a book called “The Informed Argument,” which costs $39.10. The student tried to hide the book under his sweater and exit the bookstore from the Copy Tech on Sept. 20, but the alarm sounded.
When he was asked what he was hiding under his sweater, he replied, “You caught me. I was stealing.”
When officers questioned him, the student repeatedly responded, “I tried to steal the book. I did it.”
The student is not allowed in the bookstore anymore and he is not permitted to return to class for the evenings. Whenever he needs to buy a book, a friend has to purchase it for him.
Annoying Acronyms
On Sept. 21, graffiti was found inscribed in the men’s rest room walls and fixtures by a black felt tip type marker.
The words RBK, YOHZ, MP3 were written on the walls, doors and fixtures in Building 301.
The cost of the damage was $200. There was no suspect on the scene.