Why did you pick the Harvest Festival to film a Halloween segment?
? “I can never turn down a huge phallus.”
What advice do would you give to community college students?
? “Drop-out. It is a waste of time, unless you want to learn how to carve a penis in a field — if you do, then this is the finest college in the state.”
Have you been here before?
? “I brought my kids here a few times before I found out there’s a penis carved in the maze.”